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I feel like I’m seeing him.”




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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard




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Dudes check this out.

theshimmydean:

awkwardmastermind:

Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit. 

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They have Le Mis

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They have the phantom of the opera

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They have the adventures of sherlock holmes

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They have Leonardo da Vinci’s note books

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They even have EDGAR. ALLAN. FREAKING. POE.

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I AM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

you can get them here

THEY HAVE THE FREAKING KAMA SUTRA ON A SHIRT WHAT THE HELL




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Anonymous inquired:

Why is everyone saying rip david?

fincher:

LISTEN TO ME! David and I were happy together! He just wanted to see the electric fountain in LA! He was a simple person! He saw was minding his business when he saw Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson! That’s all he saw! He was trying to live his damn life but the world is so evil modest snatched him up and now he is dead and those tweets are gone. Heaven gained an angel tonight #RIPDavid




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stupidstagram:

runawaylouis:

Soo.. Louis with spotted with Harry in LA. (7/23/14)


THESE ARE DARK TIMES THERE IS NO DENYING. OUR WORLD HAS PERHAPS FACED NO GREATER THREAT THAN IT DOES TODAY BUT I SAY THIS TO OUR CITIZENRY; WE, EVER YOUR SERVANTS, WILL CONTINUE TO DEFEND YOUR LIBERTY AND REPEL THE FORCES THAT SEEK TO TAKE IT FROM YOU! YOUR MINISTRY REMAINS STRONG!

stupidstagram:

runawaylouis:

Soo.. Louis with spotted with Harry in LA. (7/23/14)

THESE ARE DARK TIMES THERE IS NO DENYING. OUR WORLD HAS PERHAPS FACED NO GREATER THREAT THAN IT DOES TODAY BUT I SAY THIS TO OUR CITIZENRY; WE, EVER YOUR SERVANTS, WILL CONTINUE TO DEFEND YOUR LIBERTY AND REPEL THE FORCES THAT SEEK TO TAKE IT FROM YOU! YOUR MINISTRY REMAINS STRONG!




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neal caffrey, at your service → 1.04 flip of the coin




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buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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rustypolished:

DEREK HALE IS GONNA PRETEND TO BREAK YOUR SHIT AND THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT.

DEREK HALE IS GONNA TEASE YOU FOR BEING STRESSED OUT BUT THEN OFFER YOU AN ENCOURAGING SMILE. 

DEREK HALE IS GONNA SMIRK LIKE A DOUCHE AND THEN SIT WITH YOU AND TELL YOU HE KNOWS YOU’RE GONNA DO A GOOD JOB.

DEREK HALE, PROFESSIONAL OLDER BROTHER. 




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hello ladies cute feminist boy here

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life




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buttholeharry:

louis getting annoyed and pretending to punch the girl who tried to start dancing with harry