childbirth explained by JD
do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard
yesterday night around 1am I decided to watch the little mermaid and by 3am I came to the (un)shocking revelation that harry styles is in fact princess ariel.
The compass is always looking for the ship to guide it
and when the ship is not there
the compass doesn’t know what to do
but the ship is always back
and the compass
recuperates its purpose
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
I will carry these photos of pubescent Harry to my grave and request that I’m buried with them: the masterpost
Alternatively titled: put that thing back where it came from or so help me…
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.